The Most Badass Excerpt From Barney Frank's Interview With The NY Times

• Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
• Barney Frank: No.
• Interviewer: Why not?
• Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
• Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
• Barney Frank: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?