faboo mama's finger puke

    7 May 2012

    kyssthis16:

thelefthandedwifeinhiding:

missworded:

Captain Assmerica, a poem by Miss Worded
O, Captain Assmerica, long may you wave.You jiggle, I giggle — don’t make me behave.Your glorious close-up, it made me forgetThe popcorn I mortgaged my house to go get.O, Captain Assmerica, I don’t need no urgin’ —I don’t even mind you’re a elderly virgin.Buck up, sweetie, I’ll teach you to screw:I consider it my patriotic duty to.O, Captain Assmerica, please say there’s a sequelDon’t care what it is, nothing being equalTo your bouncy, fine butt cheeks in thin workout pantsMust… watch… gif… something some…thing *Thunk*

GLORIOUS

Yo, but “elderly virgin”, #doe…………………


There’s a chance I may be dying.

    kyssthis16:

    thelefthandedwifeinhiding:

    missworded:

    Captain Assmerica, a poem by Miss Worded

    O, Captain Assmerica, long may you wave.
    You jiggle, I giggle — don’t make me behave.
    Your glorious close-up, it made me forget
    The popcorn I mortgaged my house to go get.

    O, Captain Assmerica, I don’t need no urgin’ —
    I don’t even mind you’re a elderly virgin.
    Buck up, sweetie, I’ll teach you to screw:
    I consider it my patriotic duty to.

    O, Captain Assmerica, please say there’s a sequel
    Don’t care what it is, nothing being equal
    To your bouncy, fine butt cheeks in thin workout pants
    Must… watch… gif… something some…thing

    *Thunk*

    GLORIOUS

    Yo, but “elderly virgin”, #doe…………………

    There’s a chance I may be dying.

    21 Jan 2012

    Inner Strength

    If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
    If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
    If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
    If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

    If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
    through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
    If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
    If you can conquer tension without medical help,
    If you can relax without liquor,
    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
    If you can do all these things,

    Then you are probably the family dog.

    28 Jun 2011

    
I Know My Soul
I plucked my soul out of its secret place, And held it to the mirror of my eye, To see it like a star against the sky, A twitching body quivering in space, A spark of passion shining on my face. And I explored it to determine why This awful key to my infinity Conspires to rob me of sweet joy and grace. And if the sign may not be fully read, If I can comprehend but not control, I need not gloom my days with futile dread, Because I see a part and not the whole. Contemplating the strange, I’m comforted By this narcotic thought: I know my soul. - Claude McKay

    I Know My Soul

    I plucked my soul out of its secret place,
    And held it to the mirror of my eye,
    To see it like a star against the sky,
    A twitching body quivering in space,
    A spark of passion shining on my face.
    And I explored it to determine why
    This awful key to my infinity
    Conspires to rob me of sweet joy and grace.
    And if the sign may not be fully read,
    If I can comprehend but not control,
    I need not gloom my days with futile dread,
    Because I see a part and not the whole.
    Contemplating the strange, I’m comforted
    By this narcotic thought: I know my soul.

    - Claude McKay

    5 Jan 2010

    I’ve got nothing. #NaPoWriMo

    I don’t have a poem in me.

    I’ve got nothing to say.

    The day passed by so listlessly

    I let it get away.

    My silence, though, does not bespeak

    What goes on in my head.

    For later tonight I plan to get

    My freak on in my bed.

    4 Jan 2010

    The Hollywood Sign as it appears from a trail ...

    Some people like Milan or Paris

    Or even New York better.

    I prefer Los Angeles

    Mainly for the weather.

    There are those who say

    Chicago is best for a go-getter.

    I prefer Los Angeles

    Mainly for the weather.

    I get emails from Tokyo

    Or from Cairo, I get a letter.

    I prefer Los Angeles

    Mainly for the weather

    But there are days when

    I have to don a jacket or a sweater

    Then I think of Belize

    Mainly for the weather.

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    3 Jan 2010

    Yo sueño con el colibrí

    Yo sueño con el colibrí

    He visits me every night

    Brown body rocking back and forth over me

    He intrigues me with his beauty

    He sings a pretty song just for me

    Yo sueño con el colibrí

    He flits here and there

    Touching everything

    Bringing a brightness to the dark areas

    Yo sueño con el colibrí

    Does he dream of me